Luxury Dining Lover Mugs

'I'd like this pinot noir, but I can't afford it - and I own the winery.'

"Regular service or affected?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"We're out of flowers."

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"What do you recommend today?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Oops, my bad … It is vinegar."

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

Just Married an Oil Baron

'I do like the moat.'

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'