Luxury Collector Mugs

"She really could shop."

"You're on a what?!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Posh Easter Egg

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Over-reaction Man.

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

Leap Heir

"When you said you were rich, I never dreamed you were this rich!"

Swiss Army General.

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'