Luxurious Vacationer Pillows

'And the shower stall has to be this wide.'

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

The Desert Island Package

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Overdoing it.

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Scene on the English coast.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Seaside

Commuter on the Orient Express

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"I know all about the rising costs of rent, utilities and food. I was thinking about it on the company jet on the way to my holiday house on the Cote D'Azur, but I'm afraid the company is under too much financial pressure to give you a raise."

Room service.

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

1930's bather.

Big RV Camping

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Private Jet

"Tonight we'll make love in the shadows of the great pyramids."