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'Oooh, let's DO lunch.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

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"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

Lunch Break

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

"This mail? Oh, Helen from statistics just wants to know if we'll have lunch together."

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

"I'm talking lunch now, not politics...does this sandwich pass the smell test?"

'It's nice getting of that cubicle!'

Policemen enjoying lunch ponder low crime reportage at lunch time.