Lunchtime Levity Pillows

'Oooh, let's DO lunch.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

BLT

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"This mail? Oh, Helen from statistics just wants to know if we'll have lunch together."

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

Lunch Break

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

"I'm talking lunch now, not politics...does this sandwich pass the smell test?"

'It's nice getting of that cubicle!'

Policemen enjoying lunch ponder low crime reportage at lunch time.