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Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'It's nice getting of that cubicle!'

'Why didn't you ring me? I could have got a bite at the Red Lion!'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'

Jungle commuters swing on vine.

Desert Island golf

"I found your contact lens."

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

"Oh no! - I've run out of energy drinks!!"

"Oh look... You don't know how to wash dishes. I guess you don't ever have to wash them again."

'It's not the six pints that destroy your afternoon. It's going back to the office.'

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

Hot dog stand.

"Lucky for us, mother has been stress baking lately."

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'

Vending machines read: Snacks/Coffee/Stare out the window.

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

"Are you going to help with the washing up?"

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"