Lunch Break Escapist T-Shirts

Hot dog stand.

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

'It's not the six pints that destroy your afternoon. It's going back to the office.'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Out to Scrunch.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"Lunch!"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Soup

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

One Hour Sandwich shop

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Sandwich filing.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

"It's a working lunch."

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'I'm on Break.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'