Lunch Break Relaxation Gifts

"Not with them. They only talk about their chronic health ailments."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Out to Scrunch.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"Lunchward ho!"

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Lunch!"

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Soup

One Hour Sandwich shop

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'I'm on Break.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

"It's a working lunch."

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."