Lunar Phase Follower Mugs

Gardening By The Moon

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Planting by the Moon.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

US fears missile competition.

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

'Dr. Hall's horoscope says not to tamper with another person's heart, so he's postponing your bypass surgery until next week.'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'I'm a Pisces.'

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

'I hate half moon.'

Planting by the moon.

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

2020 Year of the Rat

"Sounds good, but let's run in past our lawyers and astrologers first."

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

Tomorrow.

'Sure, but it'll take us a month of sundays to get parts.'

"What's with the shape changing thing?"

'I'm afraid we'll have to reschedule. Our corporate astrologer is against this meeting.'

Static Sheep 2

"We've met before but I believe your head was bigger."

Shadow Monster

Pisces/fish