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Music from the moon.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Dog Howling the Moon way

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Glimpses One Dollar

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

Moon's Portaloo.

"Here it comes!"

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."