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"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Planting by the Moon.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Space junk.

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Glass Bottom Earth Tours

'I hate half moon.'

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Planting by the moon.

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

Old fly...retirement home.

Gardening By The Moon

Season Finale

'Again?'