Lunar Biker Mugs

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Parking meter on the moon.

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Moon Souvenirs

"Here it comes!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Music from the moon.

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'How was I to know that according to our sat-nav 'Marius' was a crater on the moon and not an Italian restaurant in Lancaster?"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Double Bike

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"Look—there it goes again!"

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

No Air Guitar

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

'I hate half moon.'

Why men stopped going to the moon.

Darkside of the moon.

'Oh,look Henry - a FULL moon!!'

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

'We all misjudged the jump too!'

Full mooning

Moon Prank