Lunar Baller Mugs

Green Balloon

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Birthday Racing Car

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Valentines Balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Sun and the Moon step out.

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Knights

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"I can't take you anywhere!"

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

"Would you like to dance?"

Balloons Experiment

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

57th Birthday balloons

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

Comic Book Balloons

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."