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Bike lane.

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Bowling ball head.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Uh-oh.'

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'20 years ago we used to wonder where we'd be in 20 years. Where were we then?'

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

Cycle Lane

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"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"

'I'd love to catch up on old times, it's just we don't have any.'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Elderly Dating

Supermarket customer types.

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

"Every time I think about the past, it just brings back so many memories."

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

For God's sake, Ann...stop living in the past!

"All my recipes are secret recipes now. I can't remember any of them."

"Of course ... I was a lot younger 50 years ago."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"Were we gay?"

"Who's next?"