Lucky Finder Gifts

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"There's more inside."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'I say we try it.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Golden Eggs.

"Trepanning for gold"

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'