Luck Embracer Gifts

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Congratulations!

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

You Know You're Old When...

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Courtney Love

'I'm all about quantity.'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

The Creative Process

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."