Loyalty Ponderers Prints

"First comes my country, then my family...no, make that my family first, then my career...maybe my country, then the career..."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

The Loneliness of Power

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

Clement Attlee

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

Corporate Ladder

"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'I wish there was a little more magic in our marriage. For a start I'd like to see him perform a vanishing act!'

No Junk Mail

Memorial Day

'I didn't cheat doing the assignment. I just outsourced the work to a kid in India. '

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."