Loyalty Ponderers Mugs

"First comes my country, then my family...no, make that my family first, then my career...maybe my country, then the career..."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

The Loneliness of Power

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

Clement Attlee

"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

Corporate Ladder

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

'I wish there was a little more magic in our marriage. For a start I'd like to see him perform a vanishing act!'

'I didn't cheat doing the assignment. I just outsourced the work to a kid in India. '

Memorial Day

The Daisy: 2005

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."