Loyalty Juggler Prints

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Stop and Birch

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"You can always count on me."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Complaining cricket wives

Best friends without borders.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"It's not what you think."

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

Love chair

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."