Loyalty Explorer Mugs

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

You've Got Mail

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

The whole club stands behind the coach...

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."