Loyalty Advocate Mugs

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

'I think it was better back in the days when you could be befriended, but not defriended.'

Others will fight for you

"No-one likes a grass Watkins. . .!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Not here - home!'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"You can always count on me."

Best friends without borders.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

You've Got Mail

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce