Loyalist Mugs

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

Playing Fetch.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Personal Assistants.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Best friends without borders.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'Books that stayed books.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

'He was a very good dog.'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."