Lowbrow Literature Fan Pillows

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Tut and Carmen.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Silence of the Chickens...

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Don Quixote

"Oh, this old thing?"