"That will be £3 for the flight. Would you like the optional £456 inside seat?"
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Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.
A smiling cyclist
"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"
'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'
'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'
Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.
Crop duster wanted.
"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."
"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"
Dog on a plane.
Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.
Pet Drone
'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'
Christmas Flights
Father Christmas stuck on plane wing
'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'
"Thank goodness they added more leg room."
"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."
"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."
I brake for Jetliners.
'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;
Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.
"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"
'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'
"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."
Santa's Flies Safe
"The plane will cost $269 million per unit... a little less if we forego the cup holders."
"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"
"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"
"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."
Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.
Reindeer Crossing
Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"
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