Low-cal Crusader Prints

Decorate their space with a print that captures the essence of a low-cal crusader—fun, motivational, and a cheeky nod to healthy living—ideal for inspiring positivity.

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"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

It's a Dog's life

It's a Dog's life

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

Relaxation Technique

Relaxation Technique

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

Personal Calorie Counter

Personal Calorie Counter

Bikes versus Cars

Bikes versus Cars

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

Low-cal Crusader Prints Collection

Low-cal Crusader Mugs

Discover more products for low-cal crusaders, from humorous mugs to motivational gifts, available now to brighten their healthy lifestyle.

Low-cal Crusader Pillows

Find cozy pillows with clever low-cal crusader sayings—perfect for sprucing up living spaces and keeping motivation close.

Low-cal Crusader T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts designed for low-cal crusaders—a fun way to show support and add humor to their daily routine.