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"You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

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He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Very good and to the point.'

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

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'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

Brains

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

Cell Phone

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"They're very proud of me. I'm the first in the family to become a bimolecular pharmokinetic integrative-toxicological multiphoton-iagingphenotypic analyst."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."