Loving Mom Prints

'I think we got the recipe for omelet and the recipe for disaster mixed up.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

The Baby Walker

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Dog yoga

What the Doctor Ordered

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"First class, or with children?"

A midwife holding a baby

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'No swimming. No breathing.'