Loving Parenthood Prints

Sleepless Nights

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Growth Charts

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

Baby Screen Time

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"We have the exact same taste."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Young Gums

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Mime Baby

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'