Lovestruck Mugs

Man and woman

'I say we try it.'

No, they're not divorced --- She said that's her "ox-husband."

A thief steals a heart

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!'

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

Snake Charmer

Lark Ascending

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Of course my hands are warm, baby. All my blood has rushed to my seuxal organs."

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

TUNNEL OF LOVE, Niagara Falls, NY

"I was let go."

Cupid Shoots His Arrow.

High Load

'Oh yes... and I'll want one for the wife as well.'

Andrew Garfield

Man Locked in a Heart

Clover Bar

May I see you again sometime?

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

The call of Cthulhu is not really that scary after all.

I'm sorry Cupid, but you've lost that childlike innocence.

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'