Lovestruck Adventurer Mugs

A thief steals a heart

TUNNEL OF LOVE, Niagara Falls, NY

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

The Runaway Horse

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Fight or Flight

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Trail mix?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Is the MSG local?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Thug life on safari.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

Zoo animals.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Fearless Frog Part 12

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.

Migrating cows.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Behind Every Stupid Man

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."