Loves Some Philosophy With Their Veggies Pillows

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Carpe pizza"

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Is it free-range?"

'He's all eyes!'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

The Politics of Food.

"First you make a roux."