Loves Philosophical Debates Prints

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Who's the Rogue State?

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"Is there a God?"

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo

G.O.P. Hatchet Man.

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Who's Your Bully?

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

Cheney offers document-leaking strategy.

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

Jim Callaghan.

More Lying Liars and the Elections They Win

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

HillaryManifestMisogyny2016

No atheists in Heaven.

No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair