Lover Of Intellectual Debates Prints

'But, somehow, I just can't accept it philosophically.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

Bigot Spigot

Science Snobs

Who's the Rogue State?

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

"Is there a God?"

Abdullah Debate

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

'I inherited therefore I am'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

Robin Day.

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

G.O.P. Hatchet Man.

Theresa May

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

Who's Your Bully?

"Perhaps you should focus your message less on the economy and more on little shiny things."

Cheney offers document-leaking strategy.

Jim Callaghan.

"WHatever happened to mutual cooperation for the good of the country?"

Blood on their Hands

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."