Loves Grandeur T-Shirts

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Yoko Ono

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

JET (Part I)

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Complete Makeover

Sculptor's chippings

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Oscars

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Morena Baccarin

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

'It's my only indulgence.'

"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

Beauty regime

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."