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Cloning departments

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Fetch the Boomerang

Scientist discover a new superbug

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Home Business - Wife.

Acupuncture.

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."

'You look lovely today.'

New Shoes.

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

Lost & found dept.

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

"No offense..."

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

Society for Asking Stupid Questions

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'

"Phil!"

'What's on the evening menu that's good?'

Sheep Pranks.

'It's quite nice once your out.'

'The recession is now affecting Ralph's hairline.'

'Tell me about the birds, Forget about the bees,'