Loves A Grand Entrance Prints

"Oh come on! It's not the first time I've done that procedure!"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"She wishes to range free!"

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Architecture Books

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Hard Rock Cafe.

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

Arabesque ballet dancer.

New Mall

At death's door

Allo?

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

Lisa, will you marry me... and if so promise not to go nuts planning the wedding.

"I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts."

"Shit! We forgot to get any animals!"

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

Grand Opening! I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts.

'On a clear day you can see the plush neo-classical offices of the bastards who designed these monstrosities.'

'On this stage tonight, The First Lady, The Princess, The Empress, The Maharani and The Mother Superior of country music!'

Now let me see.

Queen

Antiques Buff

Good Dog

"Harlan, don't you ever get tired of being quiet money."

Woman has her arm cut off at opening ceremony

"Two?"

Elaborate Hairdo

Greek Home Theater