Loves A Good Experiment Pillows

"That's been done before."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Plasma Ball

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Undercover Biophysicists

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"