Lovers Of Tavern Tales Mugs

"You must be the new barmaid."

"Long Johns Silver."

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

"No, let down your hair!"

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'You've had enough!'

"You look good for your age."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Might Versus Right.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Shanahan's

Child In A Bar.

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

'Enjoying a little 'me time', Narcissus?'

Three wise men on a medal podium.

"The left rear has nice eyes."

'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

T-Rex Basketball

Man and lady at a dance

Genetically enhanced height

'Good evening. I'm the scary person who'll be hiding under your son's bed tonight!'

'Well, technically, Eugene, we're not under the mistletoe...'

Rumor has it that he left his heart in San Francisco.

Edward the Overtall

He came off as being friendly, in a wooden kind of way.

"Tell me again how you were the first person to come out of the trees and live in a cave."

'So you fall behind the tortoise in the 2nd lap. I don't care if you sleep, trip, have a brain haemorrhage. Just make it look real. You fall behind, bunny. Got it?'

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

'I knew that basketball player wouldn't be here long.'