Lovers Of Modern Adaptations Prints

Robocop and Juliet.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

7 More Dwarfs

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"Could you read the part where Stephen envisions life outside Dublin again?"

Books - As Seen on TV.

Waiting for Godot Updated

Cupid views his online credit rating.

"Oh, it's the comedian I like that's still scared to talk about her vagina."

Kid to mom about 'Little Red Riding Hood' story: 'You know, that would make one heck of an action flick.'

Book vs film

'I feel like a novel made into a film, that went straight to video.'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

"Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."

"You've got to move with the times!"

"Teenage love - they never stop texting each other."