Lovers Of Life's Contradictions Pillows

You can't go back.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

The Meaning of Life

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

Old folk dancing

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

Zeno Gives Directions

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

Glen had been depressed ever since deciding to live every day as if it were his last.

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?'

Destinations

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

'Traitor! I hate you!'

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

'No thanks, I'm trying to cut down on meat products.'

"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Hey, be glad he just wanted to play through.

Interpreting butterflies.

Type 'G' for guru

Having only one day to live, mayflies are known to throw the wildest parties in the insect class.

'Ms. Stimpson... cancel my high noon appointment.'

'What's your wallet and keys doing in the refrigerator?'

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'