Lovers Of Funky Hairstyles Pillows

'She's had it done so often - she's got technicolour dandruff!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Got outta jury duty!"

Where Mom used to take you.

'Not the funky chicken?'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

Rainbow. A hairdresser gives a client a very colourful hairstyle.

Retro Beehive kitty.

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

'Oh, I thought you said, 'Shave my head, and make my eyebrows look like ice cream cones'.'

Formal Friday at The Lab

"Make it sassy, Jim."

When People Start to Look Like their Luggade

Extreme Comb Over