Lovers Of Funky Hairstyles Pillows

'She's had it done so often - she's got technicolour dandruff!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'Not the funky chicken?'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

Where Mom used to take you.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

Retro Beehive kitty.

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

Rainbow. A hairdresser gives a client a very colourful hairstyle.

"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."

'Oh, I thought you said, 'Shave my head, and make my eyebrows look like ice cream cones'.'

"Make it sassy, Jim."

"Well it was going to be a pony tail, but then I thought what the heck."

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

Formal Friday at The Lab

He's all business in the front, party in the rear.

When People Start to Look Like their Luggade

Building on the popularity of casual Fridays, many companies have instituted bad hair Monday.