Lovers Of Dry Humor Mugs

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

Advent Calender.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Virtual interview.

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"Your four-o'clock is here."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

"You're doing that thing again where you're my husband and you're next to me in bed."

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?" "Brexit." "It was historic. I'm old enough to remember before the European Union existed. I witnessed its creation. But now it's fallen apart and well then what I witnessed wasn't all that historic after all." "Way to make it all about you." "It's like it was all just one big tease."

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"