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"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Great coffee, Carole."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Lunch

Ladies who lunch.

All Day Deals!

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Lady has a coffee break.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Brunch for Cows

John Kerry

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"It's O.K. to admit that the sanctions are taking their toll."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'Is it to early to get the worm?'

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.