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Sherlock Holmes is stymied.

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

Charles Dickens

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

How Moms explain.

Tracey Emin

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

John Banville

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Bradley Cooper

Obama's Surge

Need to know basis

William S. Burroughs

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

James Whistler

John Herschel

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Kelly Osbourne

'Between you and me, I'd rather be me.'

Trump's 187 Minutes of silence

'Watch out for falling archers.'

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

"Thank you for not overreacting to economic indicators!"

Steve McQueen.

Ian McShane

'Hard Money' Allen Thurman finds the Greenback Faction Growing in Strength

'You've got over-flight ban, Barack!'

'Go right ahead. I know you're bred to be mean and vicious, just as I'm bred to be altruistic.'

"What I don't get is why once we fly south we don't just stay there."

Footballers - Phil Neville

Spectator distracted by a tennis players knickers.

'Boy, am I worried. I hear that lambskin condoms are all the rage!'

"It's true that guidance on the 'best' diet is in constant flux but I've yet to see any of them recommending just profiteroles and gin!"