Lover Of Witty Caricatures Mugs

Sherlock Holmes is stymied.

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

Charles Dickens

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

How Moms explain.

John Banville

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

Tracey Emin

Bradley Cooper

Need to know basis

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

John Herschel

James Whistler

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Trump's 187 Minutes of silence

'Between you and me, I'd rather be me.'

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

'Watch out for falling archers.'

"Thank you for not overreacting to economic indicators!"

'Hard Money' Allen Thurman finds the Greenback Faction Growing in Strength

'You've got over-flight ban, Barack!'

'Go right ahead. I know you're bred to be mean and vicious, just as I'm bred to be altruistic.'

"What I don't get is why once we fly south we don't just stay there."

"It's true that guidance on the 'best' diet is in constant flux but I've yet to see any of them recommending just profiteroles and gin!"

Spectator distracted by a tennis players knickers.

'Boy, am I worried. I hear that lambskin condoms are all the rage!'

Bromance