Lover Of Wisdom Gifts

Philosophy Department sign reads "Trespassers will be.".

Baruch Spinoza

"When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history." "You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses." "What's that mean?" "Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity... even its identity." "The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history." "(Yawn) Old people talk a lot." "What I'm saying is, you were not my firs

Immanuel Kant

Good guru. Bad guru.

Philosophy 201: Readings from the works of Descartes, Kant,Spinoza, Plato, Sartre, Yogi Berra & Vince Lombardi.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Counting dollars

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Mass Confucian

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

Socrates

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Sounds like a man who never had a tax return audited.

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'What doesn't kill you, makes you a burden.'

Chicken--Egg.

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Reflection greeting cards.

Garbage is a collector's item.

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

"Live your life devoid of attachments."