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La Boheme - Mimi dies

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Oedipus

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

Cinderella mopping up

Carmen

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

Greek Tragedy

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort." "Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you." "Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to?" "When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss." "That big galute and I were always pr

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Don Quixote

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

Lucia di Lammermoor

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

It was the call of the wild. Or death. It was getting hard to tell them apart.

Tosca's leap

Lucia di Lammermoor

Semi-Autobiographical Plot-Lite Eploration of Aimless Twenty-Something Who Struggle To Express Their Wants & Needs.

Edgardo stabs himself

Oedipus Rex

Caged Lovers.