Lover Of The Line Mugs

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Zorro as a child.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Scotsman in the bath...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Fishing.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

William Tell's Other Four Children