Lover Of Seclusion Mugs

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I gotta be me!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

James decided to stay in that night.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

Confucius say: shut up.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Beware of dog"

'What luck!'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Mind Island

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"At least you have a tree."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'