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CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Golfer in a tree.

'Pavlov's first experiment'

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

Puppet Show from the Stocks

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"Hardscrabble"

Marco Polo in the Wild

Sleeping Fish.

"Angry humans!"

"Believe me, you don't want to know where it all comes from."

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

Alien Claw Game

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

"The catch is you only get one chopstick"

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

"All day, every day—'There's a goddam fly in here!' It's so hurtful."

The exciting new game of skeet golf.

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

'Something's wrong here.'

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